oh my GOD i am going to fucking kill the chicken outside my window that insists on squawking every five seconds to show off to the other chickens that it has the best fucking roosting spot on the balcony URGHHHHHHHHHHH SHUT UP STUPID CHICKEN
should i sleep? that pesky cup of coffee though…
i hate everyone.
oh but that’s not really right, i guess i don’t but today is a monday and it’s cold and my throat hurts and i have my period and i feel so bored with school. thus i hate everyone.
drachmoore: For I AM the Daughter of the Blood God of War and fuck all if I am not well-versed in combat.
Anonymous asked: can you milk me like you milk your goats? i have utters too.
why am i staying up late for school on a saturday night? GOOD QUESTION.
Dear Coke Talk: On playing dress-up. →
dearcoketalk: Dear Coquette, I’m interested in so many fields. From bartending to chemical engineering and journalism and law. I get that no one cares about your degree, but since these areas do all kind of require some kind of credentials, how should I prepare for them? Sincerely, An Enthusiastic…
Wait, so women are allowed to be on the front...